
Saturday, January 19, 2002
So, it wasn't so much a "bagel date", per se, more of an early
morning freeze party...
For all those whose curiosity was perked with the infamous "bagel
date" entries, you may wish to go here to see the pictures. There's
only three, no one was really excited about getting their picture
taken that early in the morning. I'd rather keep those friends of
mine than have them beat me silly from taking too many pictures. It
was extremely cold this morning, especially for Arizona. At one
point it availed me nothing to have arms, because those that i had
were lifeless as could be. It was really fun though, the people in
the pictures are Adam, Staci and Jenna. They are my friends from my
home ward here in Glendale. We hiked around Thunderbird mountain and
then feasted upon "hot bagels" and washed it all down with a strange
carbonated fruit drink. "A single serving of fruit", the bottle
said. Too bad i got half of it on me from shaking it up. Alas, twas
only a half serving of fruit...You may also notice from the picture
of me that i don't know how to smile. That would be because my face
is frozen. Or maybe only half frozen? Everything came in half sizes
today, so why not!
Hooray for replies, i got a good one from my friend Heather to
Thursday's post regarding the memorial for the WTC disaster. You can
find that post here, or you can go to my MSN site and search for it.
I encourage anybody to tell me what they think about what i've
written.
What? What's that you say?
I write about silly nonsense?
Exactly.
Here's to nonsense, in all of its countless forms.
Keep the faith.
posted by RyanDavid Burningham 11:02 PM
Friday, January 18, 2002
Posting by proxy...
A special thanks to my friend Dan for letting me use his computer.
My other friend Eric came back from U of A to find his parents
computer completely dead, so i let him borrow mine for the weekend.
I drove another 150 miles today for work, I'm half expecting my car
to yell at me. Either that, or refuse to go anywhere anymore.
Arizona roads can be torture, and the traffic makes it no better.
Tomorrow: The fated bagel date. Too bad i forgot to call the person
i'm going with...i ended up calling her at about 10:00 pm this
evening. Yeah, that's me. I'm as smooth as silk when it comes to the
women.
Hope your weekend is memorable.
posted by RyanDavid Burningham 6:55 PM
Thursday, January 17, 2002
Happy one-week to Outside...
It's been a weeks worth of writings and i'm feeling pretty good
about the whole thing. Now, if i only knew how to archive these
things i could make it so you wouldn't have to wait for a week's
worth of writings to load. Oh well, i think it's just been one of
those days, where nothing really made a whole lot of sense to me
anyway. Even at work, whenever someone would ask me to do something,
i would just look at them like they had 3 arms or as if they had
just asked me to sprout wings and fly to the moon. I was supremely
glad when 5 o clock rolled around. Oh wait, never mind, i left at
4:00. Yep, it was that long of a day...
Today when i was listening to the radio, the DJ said something that
caught my attention. Apparently, someone has decided to create a
statue memorial out of the now-famous picture of the three New York
Firefighters hoisting the American flag over the rubble of the World
Trade Center. I thought that was great. Then came this, that due to
political correctness, they were going to make the 3 firefighters
white, black and Hispanic. The men in that picture, however, are all
white. Now before you get your knickers in a bunch, listen to me.
I'm all for racial equality and not for pissin' people off, but
let's get one thing straight. You do not rape history for the sake
of being politically correct. Yes, i know black firefighters lost
their lives in that fire. And many Hispanics perished also. But you
know what? A lot of women died in that disaster too. Why not just
put a 4th person in the statue and oh, let's make that one a woman.
And hey, since we've already ruined the historical accuracy of that
poignant moment, let's add a fifth person and make him gay. Then we
won't piss anyone off. I honor and respect every single person that
died that day. Regardless, one day i will visit this statue and, at
the steps of this great tribute to the lost, i will shed the same
tears of sorrow. But it breaks my heart that we take this insatiable
desire to please people over the edge and shove aside fact for
crowd-pleasing fiction.
*phew* I'm done now. See you on Friday.
posted by RyanDavid Burningham 7:12 PM
Wednesday, January 16, 2002
The world truly is a small place.
I had one of those experiences today that made me say just that.
Today at institute, after nearly 4 years of no contact, I met the
sister of the man that was to be my brother in law. I, being the
loud nosey extrovert that i am, asked every person in my institute
class what their name was and when i heard the last name of my
sisters ex-fiancé (no, not dead. just in Utah, apparently), my jaw
dropped to the floor. Equally, the person who i just met also had
problems with their jaw when i told her my last name. There was a
lot of talk of "how is she, how is he" nonsense afterwards, which
i'm sure no one here really needs to know about. It was a nutty
experience all the same. I'm just glad she married Kevin* rather
than the other guy.
I committed myself to play basketball at 5:30am on Friday. 5:30.
What was i thinking? Did i actually believe that i would be coherent
at that hour? Let alone be able to move well enough to play. Ho boy,
methinks i'm in for one long morning. What will probably happen is
the alarm will go off and i will rationalize to myself all of my
reasons for not getting up until it's too late to go. That's usually
the way mornings work for me anyway.
I have a "bagel date" on Saturday morning. Just what is a bagel date
you ask? Stay tuned and you'll find out...
*Paxman, Kevin. See relatives, marriage or People that i would like
to beat in a vicious game of basketball
posted by RyanDavid Burningham 9:41 PM
Tuesday, January 15, 2002
Adventures at the local Fry's Food and Drug store....
Today i had my first solo experience with the "automatic checker
machine thingies"** at such stores as K-Mart and the like. I was
sent on an errand to purchase Pepto-Bismol for someone at work
because, well, because he needed it. I am proud to say that thanks
to that fine automated machine i was able to buy the pink ooze in
less than 20 seconds. And to my amazement, i found myself giddy
afterwards, saying such phrases as, "that was cool" to the local
Fry's supervisor. What a nut case.
I received an email from my friend Mindy today. She said that one of
the phrases that i said in a previous blog was straight out of
british play entitled "Rosencrantz and Guilderstern are Dead." Never
read it before, but it is now one of my goals to do so.
The door is always open.
**For lack of a better way to put it, sure why not...
posted by RyanDavid Burningham 6:20 PM
Monday, January 14, 2002
Picture of the day
Yep, this is what i do when i have nothing really fun to write. It's
probably because i'm feeling just a bit too lethargic today about,
oh, everything. I figure this picture will whet your appetite for
things to come.
Take care.
Postscript: I took this picture at the airport today, i just thought
it looked neat for some reason.
posted by RyanDavid Burningham 9:06 PM
Sunday, January 13, 2002
I guess I'm in one of those moods again today.
I watch blessed little television as of late (due to the
proliferation of the internet or the lack of quality programming, i
know not which). So i was extremely put-off when i switched on the
tube today to find out that the Simpsons was 7/8 of the way done. A
little consistency is all i ask, just a little blasted consistency.
Why start it at 6:30? It always begins at 7:00. So i was forced to
channel surf, and i thought that i had found a suitable substitute
for my evening with Larry Kings' interview of the stars of The Lord
of the Rings...but when Sir Ian Mckellan described the joy he found
in coming out of the closet and how it made the world a better
place, for the world or for him i don't really know....i got
severely disinterested and had to switch it off. Oh, well, lets move
on.
What's on tap for the coming week? Promised pictures, for one. Maybe
even a biography of one of my friends...
God bless.
posted by RyanDavid Burningham 8:01 PM

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